June 2012
THE AVENGERS SUMMARY: PART 1
Nick Fury: We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS
Loki: Hey guys I'm back did you miss me
Hawkeye: I did a little
Loki: K let's see what this spear or whatever does
Spear or whatever: BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS
Loki: Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent
Nick Fury: Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now
Agent Coulson: That might take a really long time
Nick Fury: Whatever do it in montage
Bruce Banner: I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk
Capt. Amuricur: Check out my sweet ass
Black Widow: Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie
Iron Man: When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock
Hawkeye: I'm evil rn bbl
Thor: I'm in Asgard atm
Agent Coulson: Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them
Loki: I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party
Capt. Amuricur: We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA
Iron Man: Sup Captain
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAY
LATER, IN A PLANE
Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug
Loki: Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related
Thor: You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAY
Iron Man: IRON GLOMP
Thor: You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest
Smokey the Bear: But Thor only you can prevent forest fires
Capt. Amuricur: GUYS STAWP IT
Loki: Eatspopcorn.gif
BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM
Bruce Banner: Sup
Iron Man: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe
Everyone: Shit now what the fuck do we ship
AFTER MUCH BANTER
Capt. Amuricur: What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers
Bruce Banner: I am slightly ticked off
Iron Man: I think you should hulk out
Capt. Amuricur: Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space
Iron Man: Not if I invade yours first
Capt. Amuricur: I am gonna fight you so hard later
Iron Man: You smell like justice
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hawkeye: Still evil here
EXPLOSIONS OCCUR
Bruce Banner: It's not easy being green
Loki: I am escaping from my cage now
Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit
Iron Man: Fixing things with science
Capt. Amuricur: Assisting with ab-power
Hawkeye: Fucking shit up with Arrows
Agent Coulson: Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit
Loki: I take people no other way
Loki: Lates Onee-san
Nick Fury: No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork
Agent Coulson: Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nick Fury:
Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nick Fury:
Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Everyone: He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice.
Everyone: Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
When 2013 finally comes along, and:
Sherlock fandom: hehehasdkjesaefs
Supernatural fandom: fuck
Sherlock fandom: hahsdjkalsasdjal
Hetalia fandom:
Homestuck fandom: wwhat
Doctor Who fandom: Quick, everyone! INTO THE FUCKING TARD-
Sherlock fandom: -DHASJKDASJKLFHSIJDLCSDVDSGFSDSs
Doctor Who fandom:
Supernatural fandom:
Harry Potter fandom: What's going o-
Sherlock fandom: -EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL FDUASIKFSDLHFSDFDA JOHNLOCK DSAKJDLSAH REUNION DSAKLDSAJKDLA FUCK EACHOTEHRHDASILSDHAS SHIP DDSAJKDTOGETHERFDASJLDSADAS JDKASLDFDSHFJLFDSSOBBINGDSKJFHLSJDKFL ASDAS HUG HIM ASDKL HUIGG DSIOFDS HIM FHUGSSDF IKSDFLI KJASLDHAJICLHASKJDFLHSDJKLDJF JDKSHLFKJSDNCJSDKCS
Hetalia fandom: OH MEIN GO-
Sherlock fandom: -I BELIEVED IN SHERLOCK I ALWAYS HAVE I ALWAYS WILL I ALWAYS DID MAKE BABIES FEEL THE MAGIC BELIEVE IN LOVE HFUASDKLHASJK DFASDKJNFLFFDSHJKADLHJ KSLJKDLHASJKDHLSIJSEXINSDAKLDNJSAKLDASDSAFAD
Sherlock fandom: WHAT'S THAT DASHBOARD?
Sherlock fandom: WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME BENEDICT
Sherlock fandom: OH GOD
Sherlock fandom: YES YES YES YES
Sherlock fandom: DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU SEE HIM
Sherlock fandom: LOOK AT THAT QUOTE LOOK AT IT FEEL THE FEELS IN THAT QUOTE
Sherlock fandom: DID YOU SEE HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME
Sherlock fandom: DID YOU CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIS EMOTIONS
Sherlock fandom: THAT IS TRUE LOVE
Sherlock fandom: HERE TAKE SOME FANART
Sherlock fandom: LOOK AT THESE FANFICS I WROTE
Sherlock fandom: I MADE THIS VIDEO FOR YOU
Sherlock fandom: THESE GIFS THESE GLORIOUS GIFS
Sherlock fandom: DAHSJKFLHASJKDLSAHJKLAF
Supernatural fandom:
Doctor Who fandom:
Harry Potter fandom:
Homestuck fandom:
Hetalia fandom:
Normal people:
Tumblr:
Internet:
World:
God:
Moffat: AHAHAAHHAHAHA!
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Watchsorion:
dawnavis:
#after watching this for the millionth time i’ve realized this is what i must sound like when im fangirling out loud
Please, whatever else you do today, watch this.
I am snorting, crying with laughter.
Jesus Christ.
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!
Watchtickicks:
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adrians:
I will never not reblog this
me in my freetime
I am legitimately worried because one of these men looks strikingly like my uncle.
What exactly did I just watch?^^°
You guys are some awesome followers
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Like seriously, how do you put up with me? Especially those who’ve been following me since like my first month on tumblr. You guys deserve awards. So…. here.
When your mom cries and you're just like
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r3laxation:
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.
This is the post with highest notes on tumblr
you can’t not reblog this.
holy fucking notes 0.0 the most i’ve ever seen was 1 million
but seriously that’s the worst feeling ever...
Hey lets see who can type their url with their...
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